My paper is now up. I couldn't find the original file, so I posted a rough draft. There are a few grammar and spelling errors and some minor flaws in the argument, but overall I think it's pretty good.
I can't wait to read the paper (descriptivists of the world unite!), but for now I'll leave you with this one. I was singing the Happy Days theme song to myself this morning (it had to do with a Newsweek article about Ron Howard becoming a heavyweight director... never mind, don't ask). Anyway, I was singing the song and I came to the end of the intro/verse part and I stopped dead in my tracks. (everybody sing along) "Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days! Thursday, Friday, Happy Days! Saturday - What a day! A WHOLE NOTHER week with you!" Could it be? Are those really the words? I need to research this...